Reminiscing:
Paris Hilton sued Hallmark for $500,000 over a greeting card that said “Paris’ First Day as a Waitress” and features a picture of Hilton’s face on a cartoon waitress serving food that says: “Don’t touch that, it’s hot. What’s hot? That’s hot.”
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Now:
I guess people just can't get enough of the "humorless" heiress humor cards. I accidentally bumped into this site, Gallery of Absurd , saw these greeting cards, and laughed my heart out.