Until I can figure out how to get in on the boatloads of money being made in the international drug trade, I will never be able to afford anything remotely on par with these smokin'-hot jumpsuits by Alexander McQueen, Chloe, and Marc Jacobs. Luckily my trusty standby, Urban Outfitters, has released a Silence and Noise version that seems just fabulous enough for an almost-but-not-quite-yet-college-English-professor like myself...
MCQ Wool Tuxedo Jumpsuit, $670, Net-a-porter.